Thursday, January 31, 2019

An Ear for Crime


Hickory, dickory dock,
I selected the Hickory family. I had to choose the right one. There were several families with the surname Hickory in this city, in its suburbs. I drove and drove. So many days, so many nights. I scouted. Studied houses and yards patiently. Until I saw the ones with the clock. Right there in their backyard. I knew then. They were the ones.
The mouse ran up the clock.
It was the sundial in the backyard. The clock. I placed it against the wall which I knew had the best window for a stealth entrance. By then, I knew the Hickory family’s schedule. I knew when the kids went to bed. When the parents did. The rooms were all dark that night when I stood on the sundial and leaned against the wall, next to the pretty trellis. I used the glass cutter. I unlocked the window. I was in to do my business. I must say it all went beautifully. Not a whimper, not a pleading out of place.
The clock struck one,
They actually had a grandfather clock in there. Imagine that. I heard it strike one a.m. And people say there’s no such thing as fate. There was one Hickory left alive by then. Her eyes pleaded with me. Her mouth couldn’t. Not with that gag. I had recited the rhyme enough by then, that she must have known what was coming, what that sound from the downstairs clock meant. She must have known that it was time for me to leave. Finishing time. And so I did.
The mouse ran down!
I went out the way I came in. Down to the clock and off through the backyard, racing into the shadows of the bushes and the trees. Then through dark neighboring yards. My car was parked several streets away, where it would not arouse suspicion. I must say I was pleased with the way it all went down. It was the night of the new moon. The cool dark of that night on my skin felt so nice. Thank You, Moon. It took everything I had not to steal peeks at the videos I had recorded of the Hickorys. Such fun we all had. But I waited until I got home.
Hickory, dickory, dock.
The obituaries for the Hickory family were sanitized. The news stories splashed across the front pages, and all over the airwaves and internet, were more sensationalized. Television’s talking heads were fascinated by the murders. They loved that I had left the nursery rhyme behind. They loved that I had left a sprung mouse-trap on each of their bodies. That sort of thing plays well in the tabloids.
But not all the details were released. The police like to hold some gruesome facts back. I get it. They have to play the hand they’re dealt. They have to hold those cards close. To see who knows what. So the darling public didn’t get to learn that the dearly departed indeed showed signs that a mouse had visited. None of the news stories mentioned the gnawing.
For those following my work in the press, they’ll have other rhyme crimes to read about in the near future. Unfortunately, some will be discovered out of sequence. There’s Mary, Mary, Quite Contrary, that old battle-axe who writes those letters to the editor constantly. I finished that one months ago. But Mary has yet to return to her gardening . Come spring, when she finally gets back to tending her silver bells and cockle shells, she should find them. I mean those pretty maids all in a row.
I hope she writes a letter to the editor about that one.

Wednesday, January 23, 2019

Janissary Moons Haiku




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blue marble, red leaf–
one plus one
is impossible

waiting for food
seeing myself
in the plate

blue glass marble
tocks down spiral stairs–
the  winter weight of Bach

missing child
blue marble
the weight of Bach

red maple--
the telephone
rings and rings

screen door bangs
the crows fly off
centuries of this

place where something cold
comes through her dad’s screen door
she’s young there

long after death
a marble rolls out
from under the fridge

icicles–
the pointed questions
night finds

red maple leaf–
imagine dying
without apology

lottery ticket
losing in the Bible
at his funeral

old screen door’s holes
chewed by dead dogs
as therapy


that place something
chewed through a screen door
she flirts there


wearing lipstick
to bed she drunk drives
in her dreams


MLK Day
the cold hurts
everyone’s skin

MLK day–
cold widens
a house’s cracks

MLK Day–
boy in a hoodie
we see his breath


the cold mixes
a horse’s breath
with mine

bloated deer
at the roadside
New Year’s Day


the crow screams
it’s the same–
New Year’s Day


roadside bloated deer
a moonlight fear
she’s pregnant


a shed roof–
thud of an apple
where no one lives

storm outage–
by candlelight
we listen for our power


healing morning walks
wading herons
a new setpoint

zero degrees
animal questions outside
just stop

two old men joke
about Tang hair the color
of spiderwebs

morning walk
trees wait
without questions

above the noise
of my dead mother’s voice
winter wind

pond’s edge–
a dried out rock bass
makes us wonder

winter karma–
a stray dog learns
where you live

roadside deer bloats–
a moonlight fear
she might be pregnant

winter stillness–
more stories emerge
from a dead friend

Hokkaido snow cranes
some people have no ideas
but in postures

moon in ass-less chaps
introduces you
to its best friends

crossing death’s beach
tonight crabs in their millions
get by on moonlight

long dead friend
dark tunnel we enter
to hear the echoes

skipping stones–
how quickly water
heals its scars

what he drew
on his cell wall
he licked all night

another new year
another cell
trying to find its nun

old paint in cells–
dream women
peel away

midnight sun
at the famed waterfall
we yawn together

rain all week–
craving a movie
in black and white

spring cemetery–
a boy on a ten speed
pedals backwards

dead mall
we shop
for silences

watching snow fall–
all the letters
never answered

snow drifts
in a dark Shaker village–
quietude come home

on your tongue
a snowflake’s
Shaker quietude

icy rain
things we say
only to death

late at night
suddenly you change lanes
in bed

on all fours
gathering wild berries
a stranger smiles

make stranger sex
great again–
don’t wear MAGA hats

people won’t admit
if the best sex
was ghosts

up all night
thinking about Sting’s
carbon footprint

wind
blows the leaves
you feel connected

the snail
living alone–
it feels convoluted

donating the pants
you leave his good luck coin
in the pocket

sunny day
the spider in its web
feels beautiful

spider in a web–
being alive
requires a system

your dead loves–
oysters on bay cultch
grow pearls in moonlight

distant blue mountains–
stealing the neighbor’s
wifi

full moon
owns the window–
unapologetic

sometimes the shadow
is just better
than the object

t.v. news in brief—
more violence
more apologies

empty classroom
hand feels a paper cutter’s
guillotine nostalgia

sudden wind
across the lake’s moonlight–
no one left to tell

feeling legs kick
under you a lake’s
moonlight shifts

police diver
surprised to find the river
fully furnished

standing and dripping
in the rain this tree
and me

the empty side
of the duplex–
hearing moonlight

empty room–
we stare at the suicide’s
leftover moonlight

dead shark washed ashore–
here’s to those who refuse
to explain their lives
street’s freezing
you tell an owner-less dog
to go home
your death day again
the telephone wires
sag with ice

no one home
years now
but a doorbell’s glow

frozen bird feeder–
sparrows eat closer
to those they dislike

Saturday, January 19, 2019

Winterpring Haiku


a plum
and its fruit flies
on Facebook
*
snow patchiness
spring morning
a man sprays hair
*
Brahms wandering
the house looking for
a soft spot
*
housebound by snow
we hear the neighbor widow’s
vacuum sucking
*
the cat wanders
a house looking for
quiet pronunciation
*
watching a river
its icy mind
a sorry lover
*
singles dance–
the astronomy
of repurposed moons
*
that moment
in the city where no one
touches anything
*
poetry
it’s prose
with the silencer on
*
winter melon
death’s all about
the timing
*
winter graveyard–
you reread a book
for its silences
*
summer stars
anything this slow
is hard to follow
*
the house thaws
spring peepers rejoice
over a divorce
*
quiet rain
the window
nurses its drink
*
e.r. waiting room
dirt under my fingernails
someone dancing
*
missing someone
so far down the railroad tracks
they’re heat
*
how to build a nest
first twig
best twig
*
half seen
in the river glimpses
of bedclothes
*
cold morning
fingernail dirt
scraped with a dime
*
midnight 
bodies on city streets pulled by
invisible leashes
*
after his divorce
people joke he’s like the man
with the invisible dog
*
MISSING:
INVISIBLE DOG–a xerox
of the stiff leash and harness
*
not long
after being born
footsteps
*
eating an orange
someone has died
into bright flavor
*
you notice too late
your body
is a cave
*
a dog walks a man
without a leash
half in the ocean
*
man walked
on the moon
the long leash
*
over
human silhouettes
a shooting star
*
winter lake
the only sound
magnet fishers
*
your distance
a taste of honey
shooting star
*
seeing
the shooting star
human silhouettes
*
Valentine’s Day
sweeping summer’s flies
off a sill
*
death row inmates
write love letters
to fame zombies
*
spring minnows
drinking my reflection
find it refreshing
*
looking through
my autumn reflection
a crayfish
*
a crayfish
I feel I know
hard to explain
*
looking through
my reflection
spring minnows
*
my honey bear
plastic bottle years later
still sticky
*
summer nearfar
the horizon’s honey
poured over distance
*
catching crayfish
under creek rocks the graveyard
sticks up for itself
*
looking through
my autumn collection
of unnameable colors
*
meet my neighbors
a dead pigeon and a forty
left on the corner
*
roadside bottles
thrown from cars
become little Venuses
*
so-called human!
so-called human!
screams a crow
*
don’t have kids
even your plastic plant
died a horrible death
*
drunk after midnight
he wonders how to shoot
a potato between all its eyes
*
a drunken man
screaming at the river
“I SAW YOU!”
*
flooding river
all the bicycles underwater
pedal like Philip Glass
*
Valentine’s Day
smile of someone
chewing bread without teeth
*
winter blues
my pineal gland plays
its Greatest Hits
*
state cop
writing the full moon
another ticket
*
second date–
seeing his scorpion’s
black light fluorescence
*
first date–
he says he doesn’t want
to smell like his house
*
third date–
while you drive
he looks for Bigfoot
*
fourth date–
zoo argument
about monkeys’ rights
*
late apology–
rain paints
a desert
*
his wrist slips
into the wrong watch
in motel darkness
*
winter office flirts–
tinned sardines
lose their heads
*
prayer candle–
telling the dead
where to go
*
first spring day
a puppy runs through slush
of his birth alley
*
candlelight vigil–
we are one
with the dead
*
mother cat
sees even her stillborns
wriggling in moonlight
*
drawing on the dead
moth’s wing someone says
it’s like a sin
*
all is ocean
dawn’s gold dust motes on air
ebb and flow
*
day after Halloween
a president’s face
in the trash
*
going home
wearing another’s underwear
thank you motel darkness
*
autumn moon
feeling the divorce
she wears red
*
a blind man smiles
at the moon with you
out of courtesy
*
refugees at sea
hold up words
they don’t know
*
January first
burning incense
while the cat’s out
*
something trapped
behind her eyes
an old filmstrip
*
funeral’s end
crows take a few last turns
after the sun
*
watching streets
turn ice growing someone
else’s beard
*
in my palms
my fair share
of moonlight
*
father’s war letters
to a home he only knew
from photographs
*
foggy night
reading mother’s letters
to herself
*
sewing a button
looking at fog
the colors in old letters
*
out walking
in spring fog
cars rearrange me
*
empty fog streets
traffic lights changing
nothing so much
*
traffic lights change
over empty streets there shouldn’t be
a word for nothing
*
spring fog viewing
there should be
no word for nothing
*
August dawn walk
the river can’t stop
touching my shoes
*
spring grows its hair
rarer and rarer
to hear a phone ring
*
in a condemned house
a broom
beautiful with age
*
Shaker double stairs–
brothers and sisters winding
down the DNA
*
competing at night
with the forest’s
strange secretions
*
winter moon
secretes moonlight
which secretes me
*
watching winter cars
tropical fish
in a store window
*
eyes closed in bed
on the phone with you
shopping together
*
one hospital stay
the peonies live and die
without our help
*
nurse grimaces–
another vegan
in a coma
*
visiting a man
in a vegetative state–
we become radios
*
you argue when I say
the peonies at the edge
are nobody’s
*
morning moon
when time’s up
on a story
*
the widow
carries birdseed out back
to rave reviews
*
highway traffic
the ripples
in my morning
*
snatched weave
burning with moonlight
on an icy street
*
driving past
cemeteries only winking
at the dead
*
all the movies
endings missed
New Year’s Day
*
cinnabar all day
her words
mercury at night
*
everywhere
I’ll never be
the rain
*
asleep in vinyl
under the bed
summer grass
*
barfly likes young men
spring trees
yet to grow bark
*
after his death
finding pot
behind family photos
*
digging dark tunnels
through darker tunnels
think we’re in love
*
shiver of a loon
cry on the lake
minding no store
*
September 11th
a blind man plunges his hand
in thick mud
*
seeds between fathers
colors between mothers
sons between deaths
*
no one
being born today
the foghorn
*
words are atoms
atoms only echoes
echoes are laws
*
late summer–
heard my words circle around
in a canyon
*
spring cemetery
we don’t visit our family
right away
*
mother’s mother’s
old scissors the dreamfare
to another country
*
small earthquake–
people wake to make love
and some babies
*
small earthquake
as we sleep
new countries
*
moon glistens
in the spider’s down
he begs her not to shave
*
he pets her
“like a downy spider”
she loves him more
*
woke for a drink
and saw the weird people
who thrive in moonlight
*
hot July day–
a coroner kneels to remove
gum from a corpse’s mouth
*
sweltering day–
the coroner plucks gum
from a corpse’s mouth
*
Buddha’s birthday–
counselors give gold star stickers
to death row inmates
*
middle of nowhere
halfway home
someone’s laughter
*
DON’T TELL ME
red spray paint on a wall
middle of nowhere
*
not interested
in the parts of science
not about sleep
*
on church pew
on court pew
the same cloud shadow
*
rainy graveyard
forgetting the names
all over again
*
old tombstone
remembering the moss
not the name
*
an orgy–
the only name spoken
God’s
*
deer are moonlight
while we sleep
and are worse things
*
don’t wake him
he’s young the old fart
dog running in his sleep
*
snowstorm
thanking God she makes it home
to the bar
*
dusty 8-track
in the basement–
a brother’s last good year
*
talking years later
about an ex
while cows eat thistles
*
summer divorce–
both their names
thrown like frisbees
*
after your death
dream where new teeth
rise in spring
*
maybe they’re daughters
braiding her white hair
who knows
*
spring day–
some things about to blossom
are fists
*
she finds herself
unable to paint
without the tub’s drip
*
you follow
a red maple leaf
down the creek to you
*
abalone
far from the diver
the sheen
*
December 24th–
the stars cattle in
warm stalls
*
whistling over snow–
he sees his leg trap
holds just a leg
*
out of the metro
Ezra Pound less Ezra Pound
a few seconds
*
weatherman’s arm swoops
before a green screen–
a bee’s wiggle dance
*
deathwatch
tiny white pumpkin
intact at New Year’s
*
icicles dripping–
a blind date
with a new dentist
*
a branch fallen
in the snow
homegrown crucifix
*
seeking anything
to scratch its back
autumn wind
*
at the trail head
cautious deer
in moonlight
*
in moonlight
we are moonlight
strange footprints
*
an entire village
of the dead somewhere
our radiator warmed
*
waking and sleeping
my body in sync
with the radiator’s moods

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