Tomato

All the person wants to know is "Does this person leak?" Is there glorious leakage from this person, like eating a tomato with your mouth only. Can you bite into this person and the juices will all come out? Can you infiltrate the soul of this person and is it runny enough that you may take nourishment and then do something with the nourishment involving translation into more nourishment for you? The person, no the tomato, is sitting at a safe distance. You are eyeing the tomato (no, the person). Doesn't the person look round and fat even if they are skinny? That is because of the Tomato Phenomenon. People who are tomatoes possess a certain rotundity of spirit. The person's DNA must be information as the tomato's juices are filled with seeds all DNA information. Runny on your chin. It is like after oral sex except it is talking and desire and desire for more DNA. Little seeds float everywhere in the vaguely sexual juices. Did you know that people and tomatoes share as much as sixty percent of the same genes? What is the tomato's acidity, what is its alkalinity? If it is too alkaline, run. You need the edge of the acidity in the juice to make the tomato really worthwhile, really worth your scheming time. Worth your tongue's probing. Record your experiences with tomatoes in a journal. Sound mostly like a nun.